T-minus 1 hour, 48 minutes...

I've ordered two pieces of frosted yellow cake. Was that wrong? I only plan on eating one. I'm not sure how I'm going to smuggle the other one out of here. The only container I had were the tupperware container (empty! unused!) that I collect "specimens" in. Unfortunately, the RA (research asst) has just collected the empty, unused ones from my bathroom, reckoning that any shite I'll shit is the toilet's to keep.
Ah, I have my Methodist water thermos that I can empty and dry out. [cackling].