Praz and Me in South Park

Could this be my theme?

So, uhh, never done this before. Blogging, that is. I'm a data junkie at heart and I have a really weird obsession with collecting things, either electronically or physically. More examples to come later.
Current Obsessions: I've gotten hooked on the UPN show Veronica Mars. I never thought I'd like a UPN show, other than maybe "Everybody Hates Chris". That being said, since I am obsessed with Veronica Mars, I can't just enjoy the show like a normal human being. No, no, I've got to buy DVD-RWs and figure out how my DVD burner works, so that I can upgrade my Netflix membership to 3-out-at-a-time, so that I can get all of the first season of Veronica Mars on DVD as quickly as possible to burn the first season. I want it all and I want it now, that's how I do it.
Another Current Obsession: Shoes.
Okay, I know that I'm a late bloomer. I've only recently become interested in dressing like I care about the way I look, as opposed to the Target hobo that I was. Be prepared to see pictures of shoes occasionally, assuming I don't totally lose interest in about 5 seconds. Last month's obsession was a high bar dining table. I can't believe how I can be interested in things that I couldn't possibly afford right now anyways. Shoes are a bit more feasible.
God, this blog is boring.
Another Obsession: Lucky magazine. This magazine is dedicated to making me want to buy things. It's way better than InStyle magazine. Who wants to hear about Eva Longoria's passion for $48 white-tea-sake aromatherapy candles? Anyways, Lucky magazine is more of a how-to-dress-yourself guide, which a retard like me needs. I don't need the obscure fanciful runway shows of Vogue, I need a fucking user's manual to clothes. Ankle boots still elude me though.